YOU'RE JUST A BUFFET



I liked Michael Jackson. I mean, really, who didn't? And it makes perfect sense that the mourners have come out of the wood work in droves lamenting over a tragic life ostensibly ruined by eccentricities and deviant behavior.

It's also inarguable that there was some genius there and yes, records like Thriller, and chunks of Off The Wall and Bad, respectively, are nostalgic wonders. But while thinking about it--and how could you not think about your personal relationship with the self-anointed King of Pop--I don't think I had ever owned a Michael Jackson record until a few years back when I had received some remastered promos while running my university's radio station. And I wondered about this. If everyone in the world bopped to school with an MJ cassette in their Walkman, then why hadn't I?

While many are categorizing his music as R&B, Jackson interestingly never referred to himself as the King of that silky smooth genre. He wanted to tackle pop, an aesthetic that both supersedes race and age and also intentionally defies substance. Pop is not the chosen outlet for the politically outspoken nor is it it heady or divisive. It is mass culture, it is mainstream, it is a hit, a song for the world. When he was at the top of the charts, Jackson was quite possibly the most popular person in the world, and at the time, it would have been unfathomable that one day he would take a sharp left turn off of Normal Road and wind up being the butt of our mean-spirited pedophile jokes. And so, way back in the 80's, Jackson was the furthest from being the underdog and this was something I could not relate to. I couldn't imagine being that popular, being that universally acclaimed, existing as a brand almost as ubiquitous as Coke. It seemed overwhelming and huge and stressful and abnormal. Like a modern day god, mythology, worshiping, surreal pedestal high and tall. Perhaps I'm giving myself too much credit, but in a way, I may have predicted his bizarre downfall. I may have wondered about just how long MJ could handle this unprecedented level of fame (I would venture to say that he is and was more popular than Elvis) when especially considering his ostentatious lifestyle. And through this, maybe I distanced myself. Why invest in a personality doomed for self-immolation?

Or maybe I was jealous that I couldn't dance for s***.

I WANNA BE YOUR DOG



After weeks, maybe months, of driving to faraway shelters and adoption drives, Shana and I had finally found our puppy. Barrett C. Dworken, nearly four months old, is the latest addition to our family, and in truth, I had no idea that you could become so attached so quickly.

Shana had a dog growing up so this emotional connection is old hat, but for me, it's quite strange to feel so connected to an animal. I had always loved dogs, had enjoyed playing with them, and in the dog/cat-person argument, I would always insist that dogs were actual pets while cats were the mammal equivalent of house decorations.
And ever since Barrett came into our home a week back, he has since then burrowed a permanent place in my heart (I acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of said statement and its cliched implication, but really, I would have never said anything like it before I had a dog).

He is playful, obedient (somewhat), and incredibly sweet. I should say that we are rather lucky to have a dog with his disposition, but this is not to say that there aren't any issues. Barrett has not learned how to walk with a leash (this will take some time), and he's fully equipped with a genuine separation anxiety. The latter is a result of Shana's expressive spoiling.

Recently, though, I have encountered two types of reactions to Barrett: there's the friend who is thrilled, supportive, and complimentary, and then there's the friend who asks, why? And in truth, I can't articulate the reasoning for getting a dog (aside from Shana's constant campaigning for one). If I had known the huge responsibility and the expense involved in raising a puppy, I'm not sure I would have been so agreeable. But in retrospect, it's better that I wasn't aware because as I look over to my right and see him resting on his side on our living room floor, I can't imagine life without him from hereon in.

WHY WE'RE HERE



Jenny says this is "totally true!" If it is, this sort of nails us all. But whatever...

LIKE A FINE WINE OR CHEESE


A lot of candles on this cake=old. You got that, right?

You missed my birthday but let's not make a big deal out of it. I'm old. Seriously. O-L-D.

Last week, I went to see Green Day at one of their "smaller, intimate shows", and I stood, on my right, next to a middle-aged man in a charcoal gray sports jacket with peppered black hair and a "hey, I'm having a good time"-smirk across his face throughout the performance. See, guy was so happy to be away from responsibilities like taxes, bills, children and programming DVR's, and I got that. Then on my left, stood, rather, pogoing a twenty-something dude thrilled to be there, pumping fists at every chorus, feeling, no, FEELING Green Day. Looking to my right and to my left, I had a moment. Like had it been a television show, the action would have slowed down and there would been a Death Cab For Cutie song playing in the background. There also would've been a voice-over involving a "how did it get here" realization, "where am I?" awakening and/or "what does it all mean?"

Thing is, I realized at this exact moment that I was old because I felt myself relating so much more to Pepper Hair than to Fist Boy.

And it's been pretty much downhill since then.

STRAIGHT-TO-DVD-SAY-WHAT?



It must've been a rough time for Matthew McConaughey when he agreed to do this movie. Note that this film is real but has somehow remained buried in obscurity until comedian Paul Scheer recently yanked it from the netherworld.

My favorite part is about a 1:28 in when you see this:



I know Jews, Matt, and you my friend are no Jew.

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME...?*


"I care about what Arye says thiiiiis much"

Hey, world! Wonder what I'm thinking about the new Green Day record?
Yeah? YEAH!

Well, here it is.
No, not here. Over here!

*Major bonus points if you got this reference.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE ECONOMY?



Ever the cliche, sitting in a cafe writing a blog entry. Where did it all go wrong? Here's the thing about not having a job: time flies. Like you look at your watch and you think, whoa, it's 5:31. This is not a bad thing, it's just an unnerving thing like lack of productivity becomes exponentially louder and louder when you don't have an office or a stable salary.
Go into work and do nothing = it's okay. You're still getting paid.
Don't have a job and do little = world is coming to an end. The Mayans were right.

I have spent the last couple of weeks getting into a rhythm but sadly, my rhythm keeps losing beat. If only my drummer and bassist could get up at a decent time and seize the day! Note to self: develop a Dead Poet's Society alarm clock. Ironic to some, sincere to many.

Networking is in full effect. Calling friends, headhunters, friends of headhunters, headfriends, friendhunters, etc. Some call back, some don't. That's life in the fast lane. Persistence is my co-pilot. However, some don't even respond to a friendly-yet-URGENT email/call/singing telegram. It's the economy, right? We're all hurting, right? Ouch. That is the sound of us hurting. Can you hear it?
No?
Bang your leg on a coffee table!
There you go. That's us hurting. A bitch, innit?

The worst part of this whole economy-no job-thing is that I'm not even sure what I should be doing with my life. Hello, delayed mid-mid-life crisis. Make yourself at home like ten years later. Jeez. Even my crisissisisi can't show up on time. What kind of mid-life will I have when it hits me in my 60's?!? Uncool, crisis. Get your act together.

Got a job recommendation? Got a job? Don't be shy. I'm sincere.

ME SO BUSY



Here's some stuff to catch up on. And while most catch-ups are light and fluffy like microwave popcorn, this one promises to be meaty. Like meat-flavored popcorn.

- I went to the SXSW Festival where I saw a lot of bands. I wrote a recap on the Heeb blog both here and Part II here.

I'm also starring in a few adidas/self-titled magazine (my other gig) video series with two installments starting today. Chairlift was posted today and Little Boots should be up any moment now.

- It's not all about hipster rock, is it? What about a Kelly Clarkson review?

- And finally, this is huge news. Heeb Magazine has come out with its first Music Issue and I could not be any more proud of it. It's an incredible achievement and one that I worked really hard on so please check it out when you get the chance here or buy it your local newsstand. Thanks.

UPDATE



I have a cold and I was laid off. Not the best week ever. But on the bright side, I have more time to write.

Yay writing.

WHAT DRECK HATH JOSH SCHWARTZ BROUGHTETH?



The Internet is in for a surprise, albeit a really crappy one. Uber-schlockster Josh Schwartz gave us The O.C. and we forgave him. He gave us Gossip Girl and not only did we forgive him but we kind of watched. Pretty regularly, actually. But now, his new online series Rockville, CA looks so awful (see the trailer above) that there's simply no room to forgive. Not even if he calls me before Yom Kippur [Jewish inside reference here].

I'VE BEEN SICK, THAT'S WHAT!



I know I was on a good streak back then but you know, you get a really obnoxious cold that won't go away and productivity is OUT THE WINDOW. Gone.
K, we're back. Here we are--Arye, 1. Nose, 0. But granted that's after Nose like won for days in a row.

In the meantime, until we get our blogging chops back, here's a lil' something to whet the appetite. I've been listening to Uglysuit's "And We Became Sunshine" a few times today. I quite enjoy this track--maybe it has something to do with their esteemed label is going the way of the, um, general music biz.

Listen to The Uglysuit - "...And We Became Sunshine"